The car payments cut into her cosmetic surgery budget.

What do you call a boat load of rich douchebags at the bottom of the ocean?

The icing on the cake is the fish lip pout for her mugshot.

For every Florida Man, there is a Florida Woman. . .

I dont think this was suicide. If he really wanted to likely kill himself, he’d just fly on a Boeing plane once a week.

Sounds like the switch away from CarPlay is going as well as everyone expected.

Interesting, raising your voice is causing a disturbance but crashing your 5,500 pound SUV police cruiser through the front wall is apparently not.

Hey GM, you’re full of crap.

What the actual fuck was this person thinking? If they were unaware of the propane tank in the back, what the actual fuck was the person who left it there thinking?

Yes. True. But let’s also not ignore the fact that people are throwing these out the window?? Like just put a cap on it and dispose of it while you’re refueling. There’s no excuse for that behavior, corporations be damned. That’s a driver issue, not a company one. People, no matter their profession, don’t get a pass…

I mean, I’m not really into the watersports side of things but if I happened to find myself in that situation with early Gwen Stefani I wouldn’t be complaining too much..

V70R of course! More specifically the second generation. 300hp, AWD, and a 6-speed actually available in the US this time!

Dammit all to hell, we need to make some serious changes to the animal cruelty laws, in nearly every state they are preposterously next to nothing, just like this one.

It should be a $1,000 fine and getting crotch-kicked to the moon. What a piece of fucking garbage.

Yeah, I don’t really get it, either. The lyrics to her songs, especially the newer ones, seem like they were generated out of a “write a pop song that will appease the masses” ChatGPT prompt.

Articles like this only make me love the Japanese more and more. They know that collective sacrifice and strict policies are required in order to keep driving as a privilege and not a right. Here in the States, we have 20-somethings acquiring used Hellcats or heavily modified German or Japanese cars and destroying…

Priced for a pauper to buy but needs a millionaire’s pocketbook to maintain. To be honest, I wouldn’t take it for free given the maintenance costs with a 7 series and the difficulty of working on any modern car on your own.  

That thing will really class up my mechanic's shop.

I have a number of questions.

Rebecca with the Ready Rock works too because she looks, sounds, and acts like she’s on that pipe. Eyes bugged the fuck out, twitching, the whole nine.