this baby looks 39-years-old

i think the dude on the motorcycle saw her teeth and was distracted

Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”

I guess you take your assaults silently, like a man.

“After our team looked for volunteers, one customer refused to leave the aircraft voluntarily”

Well, the employee said, “I want that.” And United Airlines asked, “Are you a 10 year-old girl wearing leggings?” And when the employee said no, United decided to revoke the passenger’s ticket with extreme prejudice.

United Airlines spokesman Henry “Indiana” Jones, Jr. stated that forcible removal is standard protocol when an involuntary volunteer refuses to comply with a volunteering order.

“Middle class” is the new poor. We do not mention the actual poors here in the US. And we don’t want to mention anything in the context of helping the poors, either. No one wants to be the poors, so we say “middle class” and the poors just know who they (unmentionably) are.

“Wouldn’t it be such a waste if we spent all this money and didn’t cause any needless deaths?”

Looks like he finally got around to watching X-Men: Apocalypse.

Hard to sound like you give a shit about kids when you’re trying to stop those kids from coming here. What a piece of shit.

This is like watching your tween become politically active because she saw a tweet about an endangered animal and she doesn’t realise it’s cows and she’s eating spaghetti bolognese while she’s pontificating about it to you as you blink at her and question your entire life.

Colon No Match for Anal Power

Now I can finally stop harassing that one female employee at EA, shave my neck beard and enjoy something for once.

Nope. You are wrong.

These are the types of people who want to shut the door behind them. And the hypocrisy is INFURIATING. Like my father in law who despite being a cop on Long Island and receiving the benefits of a very lucrative pension/health care/etc til he DIES doesn’t want the same for the people after him. Fuck them both on the…

Yeah, Trump is like the Bible, his supporters will interpret him in whatever way that will confirm their beliefs. It’s like how Christians like to gloss over all the hard to follow rules and then focus super hard on the stuff that supports their worldview. Thing is about Trump, you can’t do that without being…

Yea it’s done. He isn’t getting over it and her first thought if she lost weight was, “Oh no, what if I look good enough to sleep with other guys again?” None of this is going to end well. Pull the plug.