Go off king! Tangelo, push-pop - cannot stop laughing (people at work are looking at me!!!!!)

Umm am I supposed to recognize those dudes? ZZTop?

I am the most un-racist person you will ever meet, but I have a cleaning lady at the office that routinely compliments me on my “wokeness”. No she isn’t magic, but its definitely nice to hear that from a POC.

I think its obvious that black folx don’t need to explain their humanity, but I do think if they want my vote, they have to explain their policies. You think someone is going to win an election by saying “I don’t have to explain anything to white folks, not my responsibility.” It’s astounding you think that will be…

I already apologized for the mix up above, I just thought because her name was Kristen she was a wypipo.

Sounds like she was just saying it IS HARD to breastfeed and she is going through a lot. Why are you asking for clarification? She is not allowed to say this because, gasp, CARDI B stopped breastfeeding!!! You come across really self righteous here, which I am sure wasn’t the intention.

Sorry I just assumed by the name she was a mayo-sapien. Thank you for the correction.

We need to get white teachers away from black children. They automatically perceive them as troublemakers and older than they are. Remove white teachers from black schools NOW!!!!!

Agreed. White people should not be writing plays, its absolutely ridiculous and it should be called out.

The confidence of mediocre white men is astounding. I just wish he would have had someone like you to advise him while he was writing the script.

Um yeah, hi, it’s called racism, ever hear of it?

You think The Day After Tomorrow is better than Nightcrawler or Zodiak. Not trying to be mean but you are truly clueless and should stick to writing about women’s workspaces or something like that. Anything but movies. 

So is her promoting she is a member of the Bloods a “simple and positive message”. I like (some of) her music but to pretend that all of it is positive, or that there are not a lot of negative aspects, is disingenuous. I realize that she says what she wants and there are reasons for some of the negativity. I am not…

I honestly can’t do this.

Oh I don’t think I’ve given up on humanity, I just don’t think performative wokeness is the way to go, and it seems to be really trendy now. You will especially find its rampant on the Root. I see value fighting a racist ideology, but condemning an entire group of people based on their skin color seems like an odd way…

I agree with the other guy - You must think this is a good look but it really is just awful. Please stop.

Oh you got him - he made a grammatical mistake involving your and you’re and you called attention to it. GOT HIM!! Please do this some more, we don’t get comments like that enough. It also shows you are definitely smarter than him.

Wait - you fucking hate white people, AND YOU ARE WHITE! Wow, a white person on the Root who hates white people. Never saw that coming. This is so WOKE!!! You definitely get IT. You are definitely one of the good whites.

Are you self aware though? Do you know how the corny woke try-hard comes off? Do you friends or girlfriends encourage you? Seriously asking - genuinely fascinated.

OMG so woke!!!!!!!