I disagree with the folks who think it is rude for a chef to determine how his or her food will be served.

It's pretty rude. But then again, I've been to many steakhouses that might bring you A1 but only with a lecture from the ticked off chef and a begrudging look on the staff's faces. To some extent, I get it. Chef wants people to taste their actual food. But if someone truly enjoys it that way and is paying for the…

Well there is that whole know your audience thing. He couldn't very well have a bunch of women there to discuss all the ways to undermine us.

Canadian bacon is horrifying. It's like someone crossbred balogna with honey-baked ham.

Just a joke... a 'joke' isn't something you say because it's rebellious/weird/quirky to you. A joke is funny. A joke is something that makes you and other people laugh. A joke's entire purpose is to creature humor.

To everyone saying it is just a joke: That's the point.

A hoagie is just a fucking sandwich. Don't let anyone tell you it's special. You can get italian subs fucking anywhere — they're not unique to PA. Nothing is unique to PA other than the idiotic tendency to dump french fries or pierogis where neither product was meant to go.

I'm just going to leave this right here...

Well cut offs and shorts above the knee are pretty much becoming the de facto uniform for urban hipster types. Also "Social Acceptance of Homosexuality Through Short Length" is a thesis waiting to happen.

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Usually the school makes the parties involved sign a non-disclosure agreement if they investigate it themselves. It's to keep people who are unhappy with the findings from filing civil suits (like if someone is found guilty and decides to sue the school over wrongful expulsion) and also to keep from any parties…

Fourteen year olds are known for the wisdom and insightfulness into their own lives.

Thank you for this info. I kept wondering "suspect for what???" Not cleaning up after herself in the ladies room?

More to provide an accurate comparison. This is to say that what is happening in Texas is so medieval that the Islamic State would be ok with it.

Hey, why do folks keep saying "this sounds like an Islamic State" thing when it's clearly a Christian State thing? the degree to which the US is better is, well, more of a matter of degree than anything.

OH and per the video they a) can't tell the age of the fetus, and b) will notify the girl's parents if she's a student at the school, and c) keep referring to her as "the mother".

They described it as possibly having the appearance of a fetus. That is not consistent with the birth of a viable baby. Considering that they've got helicopters over this, they would certainly mentioned this if it was an abandoned baby. But they consistently used the word "fetus".

"possible fetus"

The mattress is dressed a bit too skimpily for its message to be believable.

She's already suffering. Now people will have to witness it in a more tangible way.