A thousand times this. I’m super happy an accidental pregnancy turned out ok for a reasonably well-off white woman. For most of us, an accidental pregnancy would really fuck us over; physically, financially, and mentally.

LOVE.

I want snuggle in btwn them.

Aw she reminds me a lot of my parents’ (well, brother’s dog Pandora). She even has the same electric fence collar

Wow, what a gorgeous cat!

OMG THE SINK. DEAD.

Pictures dammit

I love her and want to kiss her. I am overly enthusiastic when it comes to kitties.

Wow! That’s a pretty kitty!

Want

You’re not alone

Sometimes I am concerned that there is something profoundly wrong with me because I don’t think that I care about anything as much as these people seem to care about their coffee.

There was a little label on my toothpaste telling me it was gluten free. My toothpaste.

Or a fetus with a gun? I’m just saying, hit the high points.

Maybe he should change his name to Chris? *ducks*

NOM!

I like your style...

Finally, someone who understand the concept of picking your battles.

Live Free or Die, amirite?

The very first thing that came to mind for me too!