The absence of social media during my adolescence is always in the top 10 of things for which I’m grateful.

I thought that it was a “processed cheese product”? Cause, you know, calling it food, would, strictly speaking, be false advertising.

You’re doing it right.

That sucks. Whenever people bring up stripping, or other forms of “adult entertainment” as degrading, I think back to working as barista and the number of bloviating bankers and financial asshats who called me a “fucking idiot” for not putting enough chocolate in their moccacinos. Doesn’t sound any worse than that.

In Canada, they took the pennies out of circulation, you still see them around. It would be funny to fill cloth bags full of pennies and lob them at her. No? Just me?

I just tried saying “sandwich soothsayer” outloud and it did NOT go well.

LERL

All lower-case, just like e.e. cummings

That is equal parts annoying, terrifying, and hilarious.

I am so sorry that on top of missing your Dad’s funeral, you had to suffer through that awful flight.

There are not enough stars for this comment

Comment of the year. SRSLY.

That’s genius. I’m stealing it. It’s public domain now. Especially the home owners’ insurance part

Meh...I don’t like it either. I have trouble staying interested in TV shows. Movies and books are great. I seriously don’t know what my problem is, but I’m no fun to talk to about TV.

I think that it was an episode of CSI?

I can has invitation?

YES IT COULD. JUST ASK JESUS

I say we write this as a group! Who’s in?

I once texted “I wish you were here so that we could have intercourse.” Sultry is my middle name

My goodness. This was me.