Take your logic and GTFO.

I'm not over it either

"I thought it was a puppy dog."

That your relationship is rock solid and awesome?

Me neither. White people with dreadlocks are 50 shades of red flag

Jesus Christ that is horrifying. How? What? I can't begin to try and understand. You show incredibly grace and understanding.

Whaaaa?

I would be more worried about strangling myself.

Ahhhh...I love that movie! Agador! Spartacus! AGADORSPARTACUS!

Ha! I just posted the EXACT same thing.

I would highly recommend fitness blender. All kinds of workouts (including body weight, pilates, etc) AND free. There is the occasional annoying youtube ad but that is literally it.

Well, not if the beaver's anus was synthesized in a lab. And in North America, we have a huge beaver butthole generation industry, WHICH YOU WOULD KNOW IF YOU READ THE BOOK.

I think that I kind of know what you mean. It's not so much that it's a sexy outfit because, well, it's a) the Grammys and b) totally fine to be sexy at any age, it's more that the outfit is so....tacky. With the money she has, she could have found the classiest sexy matador-cum-saloon waitress outfit on earth.

Thank you for sharing your story. I am so sorry this happened to you. That comic may be one of the most powerful things that I have ever seen.

Wow, thank you for articulating my thoughts in such a concise, eloquent manner. Also, GET OUT OF MY BRAIN! ;)

I'm stealing this line for the next time someone becomes too profound before consuming the requisite number of beers.

Me too!

I'm so sorry that happened to you.

Yeah, I agree 100%. The personality and being on the same page about life goals is great but the physical stuff is questionable. I'm 5'11" and if, for example, I refused to date guys who were shorter than me, well, that would shorten the list quite a bit.

Everything is better with a little Cage. Case (Cage?) in point: