Ha! Glad to know that I wasn't alone.

When I saw the picture, I first assumed it was a woman awaiting trial in an orange prison jumpsuit

I'm Spike Academy, which sounds like some kind of BDSM day school

...why they are famous, or anything.

I like it and am adopting it. My patronus is a wine glass

Thank you for pointing this out.

A for effort but there's not ALWAYS an apostrophe followed by -re.

I, however, LOVE being that person, and thank you for it!

I am at the drop in clinic for a minor thing. I have been waiting for 3 hours. There is a serial texter in here who has not yet learned to disable the typing sounds on her phone. I recently found out that my contract would not be renewed, have no $ and had to grovel from my parents.

I'm so sorry for your loss.

Another crappy thing about the purse is that people seem to think you are a donkey and can carry all their crap for them. When we go out for the whole day, my SO always says, "Oh, I'll just bring this and that and this other thing (all of which weigh a metric fuck-ton) and PUT THEM IN YOUR PURSE."

Yes, that is phenomenally rude and anyone who does it is a clueless asshole.

Yup, this. If it's not negatively affecting you, stfu about it. I don't eat very much during the day. I don't get that hungry/I try to save up my calories for the night. If I feel really hungry, I'll eat something. I just people would shut up about. I'm in my early 30s. I can handle it.

Ugh...reading that actually my vision blur a little. So yeah, that's probably what will happen.

That we're awesome. And have poor impulse control.

Aw, thanks! I feel fine now (even with the bit of coughing). If anything, it made me incredibly grateful that I'm generally very healthy..

AWWWWW!

Comment of the year!

Ah! We have a new kitten who occasionally tries to piggyback on the other cats too! Precious!

Clarks are a really comfortable walking shoe.