You forgot to tug awkwardly at your hair and smooth your skirt while you made this comment.

``Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!’’

What about the Dothraki? Aren’t they now free to follow their traditional ways and pillage the crap out of Westeros? Remember what Robert Baratheon said about what would happen if they should ever cross the Narrow Sea. Seems like an awfully big loose end to leave hanging.

Redheaded ladies are 0-2 at that cliff.  Wanda better steer clear.

To be fair... Widow jumped... It was a willing sacrifice, which was a huge difference.

Do I wish Black Widow died, no. But that’s the whole point.

I thought naming the cat "Goose" was the clearest nod to Top Gun they could have made without making Carol's call sign "Maverick" :)

Honestly, I made worse jokes than that in school. And if social media was a thing then, I probably would have tweeted them too.

Correct, but it comes off as mansplaining in certain contexts. I’ve had women come up to say that my kid was condescending to them because of this habit.

“Is it just me or .... how do you know which side is left on the pizza?

And doesn’t it just say “half” “whole” instead of a side? Or basically they updated it?”