Lady Olenna for the win. She called Joffrey a cunt, she called Cersei a disease, and Jaime *still* gave her the painless way out — and then she describes exactly how she killed Joffrey. I genuinely think she respected Jamie to a certain degree, so it’s a shame he had to be the go-between for that message to eventually…

Additional tip (coming from someone who has done this many times for work): Wrap a little piece of electrical tape around the crown of the bottle before the bubble wrap step. Sometimes glass variations/filling inconsistencies can cause a leak right where the bottle is sealed, and electrical tape is stretchy and sticky…

The sunscreen thing is what I can’t accept. My friend got a terrible burn after using an Honest “waterproof” sunblock product on a float trip, and even took the time to reapply it according to the directions. Not only did it rinse right off, but the UV protection didn’t work very well even where her skin was dry. As a…

If the hashtag for this stupid controversy isn’t #spycrowave, I’ll be a little disappointed.

I’m going to need her to be like Alec Baldwin and just come back to do that whenever possible. It’s uncanny. She does a better Sean Spicer than Sean Spicer.

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

Any info regarding Pedro Martinez’s tweets last night about him being alive after the crash and looters leaving him to die? Apparently the Royals are aware of it, but they’re unsubstantiated rumors at this point. Also being reported that his World Series ring was not found at the crash site (assuming he was wearing…

I’ve noticed his absurd speech patterns as well, and they remind me of something Lewis Black said in a talk show interview years ago (and I can’t remember what he was referencing at the time):

KC Star’s photographer caught the moment, and it’s just as glorious in freeze frame:

Lest we forget Al-Pieda.