I am impressed by how smiley this left me. She seemed half in the bag, but super animated by Marilyn Monroe, lingerie, and a wispy legacy of feminine awesomeness that ends in self-destruction.

I can’t star a Mariah Carey article that does not refer to her as The Elusive Chanteuse.

Maybe they should have thought of that before they chose to be victims of a hurricane.

people who did not prepare, buy supplies in advance, or evacuate

Yes, it is okay that victims of one of the worst flooding disasters in the nation’s history are finding food and water where they can. If I’m the owner of that supermarket, I’m not going to whine about a few thousand dollars worth of staples coming off the shelf. That’s probably why I have insurance.

Holy crap is this a nuclear take. Does it occur to you, oh paragon of the Free Market, that a supermarket has already written off its entire stock? If the power’s out for as long as it has been the entire damn inventory is no longer able to be sold, it would be thrown out either way. But hey someone somewhere is…

Get off the computer Dad. I heard this already when Katrina hit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.

Jesus fucking christ. Let the poor girl be dead for ten fucking minutes before her corpse is dragged up and paraded around for a profit.

good one, dude. really showed that dead guy.

I was born and raised in the South. Still live here. The confederate flag is absolutely a symbol of racism. The only people who go on and on about it not being a symbol of racism that I ever talk to are racists, like this dude in the video. The advocates for it hate hip hop culture, call any black person not wearing a…

Worst. Troll. Ever.

Really, the flag of the Confederate States of America doesn’t stand for slavery, secession, Jim Crow laws, dog whistle racism, the Klan or “any of that crap”? Well shit, someone alert the media. We’ve had it wrong this whole time.

It stands for the Confederacy, which was created to preserve slavery. Ergo, it stands for slavery.

“people need to learn what the Confederate flag really stands for it doesn’t stand for slavery”

My friend has parents who insist that having a black president ended racism but created racism against white people.

Nope, no racism here. We had a black president, so it’s all gone now.

This commenting system is factually, objectively worse, with fewer features.