Found GRRM’s burner.

someone who knows, GRRM

Fantasists who release their novels every year, do not offer books of large volume.

I HAVE THIS SHIRT! I wear it to the gym regularly. I rotate it out with the long-form Made in the USA t-shirt.

Uhhhh ... throwing a body overboard and then lying about it doesn’t seem like a natural way to respond to an accident at sea. If this really is her body, then dismembering the body of the accident victim seems like a really unusual decision.

y u make me sad

Maybe I’m just the dummy here, but I took it as her making fun of the inactive people who think they can ignore the problem?

Whatever.

I am frankly pissed off that I did not know this before this week. I assumed - you know what they say about assuming! - that public statues of this sort MUST be unique, handmade artworks (despite representing something terrible). On this basis I ASSumed that they had some merit that made them worth saving, if only in…

FTFY

John Carney considers a picture of a white female dressed in couture with the Statue of Liberty in the background an attack/disquisition about immigration?

You’ll notice the red (dress), white (skin), and blue (background) that signifies the French flag. France the country that gave us the baguette. Baguettes that get stale after a few hours. Hours, not theirs. They’re trying to steal our country.

Mueller’s lawyer M. Gabriel McFarland asked Swift whether she was “critical” of her then bodyguard, Greg Dent, for not intervening. Swift responded, “No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

“No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

The first couple of milliseconds, I thought it must be a mistake

So, lackfuckster?

I’m pretty sure the loud thud Justin’s downstairs neighbor keeps hearing isn’t weights but Justin unfurling his dick from his sweatpants. He’s gotta let that thing breath once in a while.

Listen: I am the biggest sex ed advocate I know (I literally founded a pro-choice group in one of the reddest, Bible-thumpingist parts of the country), but I don’t think it really requires advanced sex ed to realize green shit shouldn’t be oozing out of the tip of a dick.