FTFY

John Carney considers a picture of a white female dressed in couture with the Statue of Liberty in the background an attack/disquisition about immigration?

You’ll notice the red (dress), white (skin), and blue (background) that signifies the French flag. France the country that gave us the baguette. Baguettes that get stale after a few hours. Hours, not theirs. They’re trying to steal our country.

Mueller’s lawyer M. Gabriel McFarland asked Swift whether she was “critical” of her then bodyguard, Greg Dent, for not intervening. Swift responded, “No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

“No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

The first couple of milliseconds, I thought it must be a mistake

So, lackfuckster?

I’m pretty sure the loud thud Justin’s downstairs neighbor keeps hearing isn’t weights but Justin unfurling his dick from his sweatpants. He’s gotta let that thing breath once in a while.

I agree that there should be less stigma surrounding STDs in general. However, just because herpes “ain’t that bad” doesn’t mean those of us who don’t have it should be fine with being exposed to it.

Listen: I am the biggest sex ed advocate I know (I literally founded a pro-choice group in one of the reddest, Bible-thumpingist parts of the country), but I don’t think it really requires advanced sex ed to realize green shit shouldn’t be oozing out of the tip of a dick.

I wish this video didn’t have to end. She’s delightful!

I see this as more a comfort sort of thing- don’t want to wear a bra, don’t want the girls hanging out...

(giggles)

That is literally an over the shoulder boulder holder

Coincidentally, getting hit by a car is the only GOP-approved version of healthcare that their entire caucus could pass.

God, Mitch takes that big fat L right in his fucking face.

There’s a great bit from the LA Times today from their article on McCain: