HOW does someone draw that shit on their face and think “nailed it. Let’s get this day STARTED.” And walk out the door. With fucking long division for eyebrows

We’re all sad.

My mother in law is 71 and still goes camping with girl guides, is part of a dart league, church functions, wanders off to Europe every few years. My husband’s now deceased grandfather was fine (just a bit deaf) until 97, when he got cancer. But he was still able to live on his own until that point.

Of all the shitty, SHITTY things he has done, I actually think this could take the cake — at least right now. The fact that he said this shit in front of children, unchecked by anyone in authority at BSA, is just silent approval for the terrible things he said in his speech. If the BSA really didn’t endorse this shit,…

That comment just made me blush and put a big exaggerated grin on my face!

Racism? At an Indians game?

Having sex = a good way to keep having sex.

She is a goddamn ageless beautiful vampire.

$1 million is not enough

How is that an embellishment of a symptom though? That’s clearly one of THE first signs of a possible STD infection. Come on, now.

“But otherwise showed no sign of infection”. Pardon me, but doesn’t GREEN DISCHARGE from the PENIS scream infection? How many signs do you need?

Usher paid a little over million dollars to a former sex partner after exposing her to herpes, which she later contracted.

I didn’t know I was dying for a remake until I just heard it.

For a song about butts I thought I see some butts. If you know what I mean? It’s 2017 and women are out there doing squats like all the time.

This prick used her as a sponge for his frustrations in life. Setting her up to fail and then beating her when she did.

Honestly, I think this guy might be my least favorite person on the WH staff. He’s like Steve Bannon, but if Bannon were a 14-year-old boy high on Adderall and misplaced arrogance. In fact, I’m starting to suspect that he’s some kind of evil clone child, a la Mini-Me from Austin Powers.

You missed a boner.

These details keep leaking out like...

Something about A-Rod gives me mad “RUN LADY, DO NOT TRUST ME” vibes. Damn J-Lo, back at it again with the terrible taste in men.