Oh how far we have fallen.

“My mother would have loved you.”

remember when America had classy leaders? oy vey.

We used to have it all, rolling in the deep...

Dude is a low life, so no surprise he’s in the sock game. The sock game is one of the most brutal industries, right up there with the drug game. A single misstep could have you wearing a toe tag.

Yeah that’s due to the spine removal procedure everyone must undergo to appear on Fox News.

copy editor: better make sure this is right

Like, good for them and all, but I’m just saying that, personally, I’d like to be mourned for more than a couple few months kthx.

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

The headline makes this sound a lot more ominous than it was.

“He did not get any sun,” Murray added. “He had a baseball hat on.”

YASS QUEENS

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

Can I have Pine, Hemsworth, and Evans in a triple decker Chris-wich?