Kindly tell me what this is doing on my Deadspin.

10-1 odds he gave himself that nickname. :p

What kind of adult calls himself “McG”?

IOC spokesman (pictured); ‘ didn’t happen, everything’s fine.’

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

This might be my favorite version of truthering ever.

The craziest part to me is that the line she’s ahead of represents her past self.

What a coward.

Basically said they parked the bus. Not sure if that’s exactly “cowardice.”

I read that it was a comment towards their style of play, that they didn’t want to play “open soccer.” I don’t like soccer, so I don’t know what that means, but it sounds like it was equivalent to sitting on the football at the end of the game and chewing clock... which, for all intents and purposes, is the correct…

What a fucking shit this woman is.

“best soccer players in the world”

Remember when these “best soccer players in the world” were taking to twitter to take enjoyment out of the men getting humiliated by Argentina in the Copa?

Yikes. Good thing these preseason injuries don’t count!

Sports moments like those kill me. When the pretense of aggression is dropped and it’s just a game again; god, that is so much fun.

#JU1c3D

I know. It’d be terrible to think of the Sox wasting millions of dollars on an overrated third baseman who’s not able to play for them this season!

2028: “A-ROD THIS IS YOUR AGENT TOM SIZEMORE. TWO OF YOUR HOMERS NO LONGER COUNT SOMEHOW, THREATENING THE SANCTITY OF ‘MR. 700' FROZEN YOGURT AND SAVINGS & LOAN.”

ARod isn’t an idiot. Rest assured, he is going to get every last centaur that the Yankees owe him.

You failed to mention what I believe is one of the key features of why this is an "honest " film. The writer is a female who likely saw none of the nostalgia or heroism that many sports films attribute to their protagonists, only a straightforward tale of people in a profession.