Thank you for throwing that bucket of TROLL CHUM into the waters. An article written by a judgemental NYC know-it-all about some other judgmental know-it-all getting things wrong. Delicious! BTW. The picture with the tidal wave is clearly more than 50 feet high. So, there we go, feed me more!

I'm envisioning a pair of well worn Crocs and a fat ankle myself.