I swear I read that as “journalist Dick Candy”

This is pretty much what I came here for

I love that head nod they both give at the end

Well they’re 6’1 and 6’0, so i guess compared to the average size that would be on the taller side of things. But given the context i think she prolly meant a lot taller haha

Yeah and the description of “tall and lanky” doesn’t really help much. With that you can really only rule out Kemba Walker and Kyle Lowry from this list.

His Joe Pesci impression is spot on.

That dude said “Oooooh my days...” lmao

oh. my. lord. this is just ridiculous.

That first throw was straight ridiculous. The second was freaking awesome, but man what a job by Donaldson having the presence of mind to be able to get the tag

Dear. God.

This is an appropriate response.

Ho-Lee Shit that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

This just completely blows my mind. I want to go to there.

This reminds me of a hobbit hole

my thoughts exactly

What rock have you been hiding under

Jim Tomsula is seemingly incapable of bullshitting anyone. (Down the line, this might prove to be his downfall.)

This is my favorite SVP thing ever. I miss hearing it on the radio every week, but hopefully he’ll keep bringing it to TV

side note: that’s a penis

holy shit, this ISN’T a video game?!?