Your grandfather was correct. And most athletes have Very Fancy weddings because they are rich, you are correct. 

There are only two dress codes for weddings.

The only real point of drama in our wedding planning was my parents’ insistence that we have an open bar. Why? “Because Grandpa expects it and he’ll be pissed otherwise.” I give them a lot of grief for the things they choose to put their foot down on, but they were absolutely right about this.

LeBron James: [no look] “Pass.”

It looks like she could use “la petit mort”

I don’t think this article is arguing one way or the other. The takeaway that I had is the entire discussion around this matter is seen almost exclusively through the male gaze, which shapes the discussion and decisions that follow.

How do you reconcile the fact that the state you’re so gung-ho to protect are fucking war criminals? 

Forbes boy is probably laser focused on just selling Samsung a byline.

You just don’t understand his crystalline vision for making good journalism via obnoxious Samsung pop-ups. 

“We did not anticipate this backlash to our obvious bullshit.”

You’re a fucking disgrace.

This is a posthumous work :(

You should do my special mod of this chili. Mistake the cups for ounces and put 28 cups of water and approx. 8 bouillon cubes* in. Then, after realizing your mistake, you frantically try to scoop out the quickly dissolving cubes to no avail.

Stick to spurts.

We Entered Drew’s Mom’s Recipe In A Chili Cook-Off

It makes sense, pitching is like catching but just doing everything in reverse.

Similarly I wish you would just shut up already. 

I’m not friends with either of them, and this is why.

lol gizmodo intern. idiot