Pope Thrower for Public Editor

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

The en dash with a space on either side (“Foodspin - perhaps the most useful of Deadspin sub-blogs - was abandoned by lazy and thoughtless people”) has been acceptable as an alternative to the em dash for a while.

You’re a friggin’ psycho!

“Man the 4th of July is really amazing. Sure it’s a bit of hokey, flag humping nationalism, but you really appreciate all the amazing things we enjoy as a country. (Reads Burneko’s dash post) Freedom of press was a mistake.” 

There should be a short dash and a long dash

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

This is exactly what I would say about this series if I could write like Ray Ratto.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Of all people, you’re surprised that this guy abstains from being a swinger when he encounters another dude in an unfamiliar position?

Real gym rat this one.

He definitely plays the, uh, game the right way. 

There’s something different about him compared to most sprinters. He seems...scrappier? Like he really works hard to be as good as he is and doesn’t just coast on his talent.

I don’t get why you guys keep writing about Liz Mair. Who the fuck cares about some D-list “political operative”? Who reads fucking Deadspin that cares?

Counterpoint: Her argument is brain worm food but she’s actually kinda right! Big, empty states where white folks’ votes count more than those uhhh how do I put this politely “urban” and “athletic” voters is absolutely, positively the center of Republican electoral strategies.

Git a rope!

“We like to sing ‘Don’t fence me in’ while eating our Cheeky Nandos and reminiscing of the days when Starbucks was just a single independent coffee shop down by the Pier.”

This blog’s written in... NEE-YEW YAUWURK CITEH?!?!? 

Sorry, was way too pumped about motherfucking pelicans. Fixed.