a lot of people have pointed out how much pats/falcons felt like a metaphor for the 2016 election, but I feel like pats/eagles represents an alternate history where Jim Webb somehow won the democratic primary

Agree to disagree with the substance of Nick’s take on superheros, but I will say 2018 should ideally have more: 1) Screenshots from the slack; 2) Owning Marchman for eating mulch

Does Roth get his own puppet now? It’s maybe a problem that he’s way less actively doofy looking than Drew/Marchman

no

very carefully

Samer your dad rules

more like DIGGLER Harkless

nice, Gossage has a kinja

yes

here it is. it’s the best kinja to date

that grantland does occasionally produce the white version of the mythic “black grantland”

ok, but: http://grantland.com/features/richi…

can a sandwich eat a sandwich

top kinja, tbh

FUCK i just posted this

did bronzehammer stop doing beer reviews

given Harper’s previous Body Issues, it’s not so surprising that he has problems with getting six inches off

dude’s A Day in The Life might be my favorite beatles cover

i totally get the sentiment that latter-day eminem is basically rap’s answer to yngwie malmsteen, but, like, i think it’s a tough case to make that SSLP and MMLP are entirely garbage