yeah but did they include a feature whereby you can play as Sepp and order them to wear tighter clothing

i'd make a joke about "bombing," but that'd be a little too meta I think

Just as sad, but perhaps less critically-acclaimed than the other Hurt Locker

Remember: Any candidate who obtains a majority of the vote will make the Deadspin ballot.

Mike Tyson...hanging with Rick James

Darren Rovell's emphatically believes Bill Belichick's "core competency" is his ability to keep on the "bleeding edge"

My favorite's probably the Punch Brothers/Cars

perhaps conflating pomposity with literacy

a lot of good #content in this post. good #monetizable #content. i like #buzzspin

ok bub, I hate this, but +1

#iatethebonamijones

If embarrassing Hickey is the hallmark of a great hockey player, then I musta been a pretty rad hockey player in junior high.

Really sheds a new light on Joe Morgan's comments that "I don't need a book to tell me about the gays, I played the gays."

"N-no, No man, look here, no. Look, see, no man, cmon. What I'm sayin is: One billion free pizzas"

Yeah, I also hear he's a huge cunt

When I first started coaching, we had the OK Corral, The English Language, and Bob Hope. Now I wonder, How the hell is it going to be O.K.? The worst word in the English language is "hope."

+1

"I Put my wife into contractions with my performance tonight!"