Well that's just ruined everything.

Maybe if we want it hard enough it will come true.

I believe he will deal with them using pure awesomeness.

New Zealand has no native land mammals, so birds evolved to fill all parts of the ecosystem, in this case a ground foraging/tree climbing role that is elsewhere filled by small mammals like squirrels or possums.

There are no opossums in New Zealand, there are Australian brush-tailed possums, they're not the same kind of animal. #corrections

Emma still hasn't noticed that she's living in a town where no one aged a day for 28 years (even when people said a 30 year old guy had been sheriff for as long as anyone could remember), I don't think she's the most observant person around.

That we have lightsabers!

Alpha stripper? Ovulation night? There's a B-grade horror movie in there somewhere.

(Abraham Linclone)

"If you look carefully...you can see the president's blood."

Some of his lines are HODOOOOOOOR!

I'll second that and add WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...?!

Yeah, basically the movie Cars 2 WAS a marketing campaign.

Those are my reasons too.

Hey kids, all those good guys you just saw are going to DIE!

It was filmed in Burkina Faso.

The only way for it to be ethically ok to clone a Neanderthal would be to ensure that it would be considered human and have full rights, like you say, but that would open the gates to all kinds of human cloning because if you can clone one human then why not another, and that's when the organ harvesting farms/Island…

perhaps?

It could still happen.

Definitely too much, I feel like he SHOULD be hot, but the ridiculous amount of cliché is like a cold shower.