Pee tape is still undisputed number one, but footage of Eminem rapping along to the FBI agent’s deadpan recitation of his lyrics is making a strong play for “video that needs to see the light of day dear god please can’t we just have something good for a change because damn we’ve been suffering too long now and that…

She was also great as Liz G. on The Kroll Show.

I’ve always hatred Affleck, even before he tried (and failed) to be Batman. The longer he’s in Hollywood, the more I hate him. I hope he gets diarrhea in traffic someday 

Has anyone forced her to confront her fear of vaccines, though?

Whenever I think of table reads at SNL that invovle Fallon (weirdly specific, I know, but it does come across in my mind occasionally) think of this excerpt from Tina Fey’s book:

Not really. The Spears episode had her falling in love with a homeless man played by Tracy Morgan and the two of them singing a song that contained the words “doo-doo pie.” Zach’s sketch must’ve been REALLY awful.

Ronan Farrow has position, power, money, fame, and resources... and he still BARELY got the news of a verifiable monster out to the public.  It’s chilling to consider how many Weinsteins are out there who are not being chased by a journalist in a position to catch them.

My God the amount of pissypants whining about this line.

Sorry to hear about your stroke. 

What happens [in Las Vegas] stays there, we’re frequently told, but what about the untold stories that end badly? The Hangover doesn’t really run with that idea. In fact, once it establishes its promising premise, Todd Phillips’ film doesn’t really run anywhere so much as amble... It’s a neat idea used as little more…

The movie was funny... to Adam Sandler fans.

God...fanboys are just the fucking worst thing in existence. This is a thoughtful review that dismisses the “controversy” over this movie and reviews it on the merits. It praises aspects, criticizes others, and give you a good understanding of what you are in for, all you can ask for a review. But the amount of genuine…

It’s normal to reference a director’s prior work, including when you have a low opinion of their output. This has the benefit of helping readers calibrate their reception to the review based on their opinion of the films it’s compared to.

“The Hangover wasn’t funny”

Ledger was Nicholson without the silliness. I don’t mean that as an insult to either, but Nicholson was all joy buzzers and fun, for lack of a better word. Ledger was more about watching the world burn because that’s the joke. I personally love both.

“please buy our stuff, we're not emotionally or intellectually equipped to have real jobs"

Aside from being racist trash/an all-around terrible person, Jeffree Star always looks so terrible that I’m baffled anyone would want to emulate...that. “Reanimated corpse” would seriously be too complimentary.

Bingo

See now, if the Lion HAD done what lions do, the lion would’ve been killed. And it would’ve been this woman’s fault. 

Given the unique strangeness and rollercoaster ride that has been the Twin Peaks experience—especially season 3—I have no objection to seeing Lynch and the wonderful cast give us more, if he so chooses.