Orphan remains my greatest moviegoing experience. It was just a so-so thriller, but at the big reveal a tween/early-teen girl sitting down the row from us stood up and shouted ESTHER GOT TITTIES at the top of her lungs. It was incredible and probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed in public.

It would be very fitting of our dark timeline if a goddamn Terrance Howard YouTube video ended up re-writing the rules of space and time

Try taking that away from him, Don Cheadle.

I don’t care about him remaking Saturn, I want to know what strain of weed he is smoking and can he share it with me

“I visit many offices and I have seen one person with ear buds on. In the real world (outside of WeWork) there are rules about this.”

I’m not going to flame you, I’m just going to tell you that you don’t understand how workers’ compensation works.

I’ve never worked in a kitchen where music wasn’t played.

HHahahaha. No music. Guess you never venture our shopping. Poor baby. 

What office have you worked in over the past 10-15 years where people play music over a speaker instead of earbuds? 

Because when you get hurt, your claim to compensation will be thoroughly laughed at when they find out you were playing music and not paying attention to the very hot/sharp/slippery thing you got hurt with.

It’s a cultural phenomenon and it’s not going anywhere.

My wife was recently unemployed and had the show on a lot during the day as background noise. Without fail, I’d get sucked into episodes I’ve seen million of times.

Hopefully the poor soul can finally feel his face.

That’s the reference! (But I was sincere about wanting to see the movie)

I don’t know if you’re saying this in the tone of Jay Sherman at the end of the pilot episode of The Critic (“he plays a concert pianist, who...”), but I am definitely delighted to read it that way.

I say with all sincerity, what in living hell are you on about?

“...all while harboring an increasingly dangerous secret.”

She literally had the best crying face ever 

All I know is that there is no way any other actress will top Claire Danes’ crying face. 

When i read the book, my mom had warned me so many times that I didn’t cry. We were at the bank when Beth actually died (mom kept asking me where I was in the book, i brought books with me everywhere and I guess she didn’t want me to burst into tears while we were out running errands). Pretty sure that even though I’m…