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now Ariana’s tattoo reads “Japanese BBQ finger”

Ariana’s tattoo reminds me of a book im reading.

This photo of Kid Cudi celebrating his birthday at Nobu with Kanye West, Timothée Chalamet, and Pete Davidson means something... but what?

I’m a book-lover and way into Konmari. Kondo doesn’t have any rule about the number of books a person should own, just like she doesn’t have a rule about the number of any other category you should own. She has a lot of guidelines that help you get rid of things you’re holding onto out of guilt. Maybe you feel guilty

She isn’t a minimalist as much as wanting your home tidy and organized so it sparks joy. If books spark joy, have them! Her method is more like gardening of getting rid of the weeds in your life to just have the good things left.

“my marriage isn’t really failing” It’s already failed — YOU’RE CHEATING ON YOUR WIFE.

Which is why Nerdlove was totally in the wrong suggesting he keep it a secret.

Coming clean to my wife will effectively and immediately end our marriage. She’s strictly committed to a monogamous relationship, which I agreed to. I don’t want to hurt anybody but I know it will happen. What’s your take on all this?

“I don’t want to hurt anyone,” says the guy that already cheated on his wife, and helped someone else in an already failing marriage do further damage to their own spouse.

Third person is a piece of shit who wants the risk of an affair but the safety that if it falls apart with the affair they have the marriage to fall back on.

I can’t tell if the existence of Fox’s new singing competition The Masked Singeris proof that we are losing our minds collectively

What in the blue fuck is Jenny McCarthy doing there? And why would anyone in their right mind give attention to anything she’s a part of?

I enjoy your writing tremendously. Your brain is fine. 

It's possible he's going to act as if he's had a meltdown in order to get therapy instead of jail time but I don't buy that he's really distraught. 

We should all pitch in and get Trump a “Retired since 2020” hat.

“were of the family philosophy not to vaccinate.”

My biggest wish for 2019 is that people, worldwide, stop being so fucking stupid. Not just about vaccinations, but about everything. In lieu of that, I wish that only the stupid people would be harmed by their stupidity instead of all of us suffering along with them. 

Science will always be true even if you don’t believe it. Thanks modern medical science for keeping me alive with medicine and vaccines! And fuck off to the morons who believe one discredited paper from someone whose licence was stripped over a huge body of scientific evidence.

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This list is pretty good. I rather liked the first two Scary Movies (I even liked Don’t Be A Menace..., so help me God), though I haven’t seen them since I was about 20.