Alien-Like Blob for President 2020.

Apparently the story was so unbelievable it appears on Snopes.

Is there no one who can come to this man’s defense?

This type of shit is why I bank with First Mattress National

And Politico reports how other countries are not killing themselves offering aid. President Bush2 supplied aid to countries affected by the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami and there was quite the outpouring of aid offerings back at us for Katrina in 2005. You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours.

I’ve had a lot of beers with a lot of people, none of whom I’d want to be president.

I lived in DFW for 4 years and I have never felt so out of my place in my entire life. People are nice to you until they find out that you weren’t born in Texas, which automatically puts them above you. Their state pride is on the same level as white supremacists.

The doctor went on to declare Trump the most physically fit presidential candidate ever.