Just having this discussion with a friend. I'm sure it's possible to get me a gift card to somewhere I have no interest in using it, but it hasn't happened yet. I appreciate it when people give me "impersonal" gift cards instead of getting me something I have to try and return.

Thus, you have succumbed to my feat of strength!

This is the Christmas version of the Festivus Pole. I love it!

Either fart sounds or '90s gansta rap. Certainly with me...

Yeah. Tech savvy enough that he didn't need Google, but at least they can handle the traffic.

The pictures would be lovely if that stupid bike weren't in the way.

They had these in Africa. Then Ebola sprung up.

Go spit!

What a fantastic movie! Good call on the reference...

Time Value of Money. It's more cost-effective to take the lump-sum and have it invested conservatively by somebody that knows their stuff (not me, but I'll take the money if you want).

They began installing these to offset Live Bait vending machines in other parts of Amurika.

It's an acquired taste. So, not really.

Dammit! I booked a very expensive flight to Sandy Island next month!! Damn you, Travelocity!!!!!

I bet their combined legal fees could feed the whole world.

Thank goodness it was out. I messaged my buddy to taunt him that the Browns were beating the Cowboys, then the Cowboys scored and I cancelled it. Apple is AMAZING!

Food having the wrong texture is pretty much the only reason I don't like the foods I don't like. This may make it worse.

Discs have gone from indispensable to a rare necessary issue. I used to burn a CD a day way back when, now I dust it off every six months or so so I can make a mix disc for nostalgia's sake.

O.C.R.

Thanks for the notification. I would have accidentally sent you a Christmas card otherwise...

Oh, shit! A paradox!!! November 30th will be like Groundhog Day.