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right click SAVE I WILL NEED THIS SOMEDAY.

You should call it hot chicken water.

"My blood pumps through my veins just like common women, one pump at a time, and certainly not through a synthesized heart facsimile given to me by our glorious hivemother—am I right ladies?"

I'm not sure I'll ever be able to eat fondue again. Not because it will be disgusting to me, but because now I will think of "chunks" and start giggling and then people will ask what is so funny and won't stop asking no matter how much I tell them no you really don't want to hear this but they'll insist and finally…