I’m glad you pulled through, I hope you’re doing alot better. My dad had a stroke on my birthday (of all days) and he survived, it was the best Bday gift I could ever ask for.

So how does this work?  It says it works offline, but obviously you’re not going to be running modern AAA games on your phone’s hardware, so are there different apps for different devices?  If so, how is that different from the app store?

Jeez that promo video was gross, “Apple Arcade’s a miracle because it allowed us to make a game that wouldn’t be possible.” I’m sorry, haven’t indie devs already been doing that for the past ~15 years? Were you so unconfident in your idea that you felt it wouldn’t get funding from other sources? If you needed Apple’s…

“Man Releases [Gaming Related] Video [That Features New Info & Cool Stuff About A Popular And Beloved Game] on Youtube [& Kotaku Writer Create A Short Post Sharing Some Of This New Info With Folks Who Might Be At Work/School And Can’t Watch It Now OR Who Didn’t Know About This Video And Now Get To Watch It]”

DAMMIT.


Guys, Tom Happ is a super nice guy. I’ve met him a couple times at conventions, I’ve seen the documentary (very good btw) about Axiom Verge, and I’ve purchased the game six times now for various systems and as gifts because I love everything about it.

This dude has been fucked over, and fucked over, and fucked…

*Gasp* Is that Disasterpiece? Do I hear another Disasterpiece soundtrack in there? It sounds kind of like Disasterpiece, which I want it to be. Disasterpiece soundtracks are good and I want them.

The anime is not really the best way to digest One Piece as it tries to be 1 chapter per episode which can be really sluggish to watch. Read the manga and catch the episodes that animate the sections that you read and liked.

My favorite part of the whole movie: “I have nothing to prove to you.”

The joke’s on him when he has to reflect on the horror’s he’s participated in and tries to escape with his son by flying away only to have his son perish when his wings melt and he falls into the ocean.

If you feel like games are cheaper and better a year later, maybe stop buying them the day they come out?

Yep. Nonsensical.

A Shane Black movie where Riggs & Murtaugh have flying robot suits and are played by Robert Downey Jr. and Don Cheadle? What kind of asshole wouldn’t be excited about that?

Why wouldn’t we have been excited for Iron Man 3?

Thanks, friend. This was a real fun one and I’m glad you enjoyed it. Super excited to play on the unlocked hard mode and really get good!

Put this review in the Smithsonian, because it's an absolute treasure. 

I just want to know who’s responsible for those nipples

First Class isn’t great, but the “Magneto: Nazi Hunter” stuff is gold. Wish they’d gone ahead with that as the full film.

My rule was always that you shouldn’t really let your kid jump into games before they could read confidently.