Kurtzman is the showrunner... One of the worst hacks working in Hollywood. So what did you expect?

Olivia Coleman’s slightly-tipsy stream of consciousness awards speeches are a thing of intense national pride. Long may she continue ruining timings and swearing on live television for being utterly bloody brilliant.

She was bloody phenomenal in Green Wing, much like the rest of the cast. I’m currently watching her in Flowers on Netlfix, and she is, as always, brilliant.

She was my first choice to be the new doctor.

So, he’s saying he’s a voice. duh.

I went back through the images and don’t see a SINGLE pouch-bandolier covering any of the eyes!

I’d rather see him as Green Lantern John Stewart, tbh.

Will Smith > Idris Elba, eh? Sounds like an

I was hoping he’d be Gurney Halleck in Dune, but this is fine too.

And so it is. Way to be a total dick about it.

Thanks, friend. This was a real fun one and I’m glad you enjoyed it. Super excited to play on the unlocked hard mode and really get good!

Put this review in the Smithsonian, because it's an absolute treasure. 

I just want to know who’s responsible for those nipples

Yeh, I’m freelancing now. I’ll still be putting work up on io9. All is well.

former io9 staffer Evan Narcisse

I would read anything G. Willow Wilson writes!

First Class isn’t great, but the “Magneto: Nazi Hunter” stuff is gold. Wish they’d gone ahead with that as the full film.

My rule was always that you shouldn’t really let your kid jump into games before they could read confidently.