He should be named Gary, not Larry, and everyone knows it!

When I heard that Tara Beasley was the salt of the Earth, I was just trying to survive man. - Larry the snail 

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

i’m broke too...i should head over there so we can all comiskerate.

Getting hit by a car > BaltimoreRaptor takes

I think most of us have done this before, sometimes unintentionally when the traffic on the other side of the intersection suddenly stops. Seems like both parties were at least partially at fault though. Regardless, what a terrible situation.

Should’ve known better. There’s a reason you don’t sit in a junction idle as it means a car is likely to slam into the side of you.

Can we finally dispense with the fiction that Doc is some sort of basketball genius? Yes, he won a title with 3.25 hall of famers, and yes, he handled the Sterling departure situation very well, but the dude is a dingus.

I literally jumped out of my chair and screamed ‘Holy shit!’ My girlfriend thought I had impaled myself on a butter knife.

I suspect they’ll use the 27th pick and luol deng for a 2025 second rounder.

A Russell/Lin backcourt wouldn’t be bad at all. Both can create off the dribble.

Fair enough. But “pretty disappointing” is kind of an upgrade right now.

just the one though

Stanford Business School.

Wait.. D’Angelo Russell is... good, right? Like, good at basketball? Wow. Go Nets! We have a player now!

He is headed back to Palo Alto to dunk on his mom.

I don’t really think being forced to draft Markelle Fultz is ‘going to shit.’

Oh no. The Lakers would only end up with the best PG in the draft.

I love the “mutually agreed” part, I like to tell that to potential employers too, “well we mutually agreed that my employment at that company was no longer needed after I told my supervisor to chug a bag of dicks”

I feel so bad for this kid and his parents. I really do. Having said that, why would anybody want to go to North Korea? Serious question.