The man reportedly sold the shop a pair of Leatherman pliers for $37

Liking beer is a good, relatable thing. But not something you necessarily want in an athlete.

I for one applaud these millionaire monks of abstemiousness.

you da real mgd

Three of their four stars were drafted, making them affordable for the time being. The cap being what it is, you can’t get more than two or maybe three true max players in free agency. So while it’s be ridiculous unfair to the Warriors to change the rules just because they and only they drafted so well, I’m less…

John Loller, Murray State

A show with the goal of getting people to hook-up is cancelled when two people on said show hook-up. Um, what?

I had a boxer who was fun as hell to run and swim with, but she would bark and bite at bikes. Which was fun in its own way! But also pretty dangerous.

I wanna touch Kyle Korver!

Unrelated question, since the finals aren’t actually that interesting after a 7-week layoff: why is Kareem (12 championships on 3 different levels, all time leading scorer) not in the GOAT conversation?

Remember when people thought the Cavs had a shot? That their defense wasn’t trash? That Love could play against the Warriors athletic bigs?

Because people were giving TMZ shit for posting about Tiger getting arrested for “sleeping in a parked car”. Nevermind the fact that the car was parked halfway in the road, and that Tiger was stumbling around and barely aware of what was going on, and had damage to his car. So this video shows they weren’t just making…

If you think Tiger wobbling aimlessly out into an area he shouldn’t be in, only to have a white guy in a tight uniform try to guide him back to a safe place is something new, you haven’t watched him try to golf for the last 3 1/2 years.

[witty golf reference that undercuts the fact that we’re watching a guy freefall into opiate addiction]

American athletes will likely perform terribly at the Games. They’ll be too exhausted from 8 years of non-stop winning.

So “Stef Schrader” is just a pen name?

The Nats announcers have decided that since Buster Posey didn’t intervene soon enough it means that no one on the Giants likes Strickland.

As a Giants fan (one who just got to watch this glorious shitshow on live tv), I am Officially Team Strickland, but unofficially, he’s far from my favorite player. He seems like a hothead and an asshole; dude, don’t try to hit Hunter Pence (HUNTER PENCE!) when he’s trying to help you. Also, he grabbed Dave Righetti’s…