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Andersons's SafeSpace Construction Co.
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I’ve got an invoice for a ‘STICK TO TECH!!!1!1’ (™) brand SafeSpace for a lamnid, here. Can somebody sign for it? Anybody can sign. I’ve got orders for 3 of these in this comments section alone.

I’ve got an invoice for a ‘LEFTISTS HATE AMERICA!!11!’ (™) brand SafeSpace for an Alf Shot The FUD, here. Can somebody sign for it? Anybody can sign. I’ve got orders for 3 of these in this comments section alone.

We’re sorry, “Who mentioned emails or a safe space, you fucking parrot” is not an option. Please listen to the following items carefully as our menu has changed.

I’ve got an invoice for a ‘STICK TO AUTOS!11!1!’ (™) brand SafeSpace for a TXJBL, here. Can somebody sign for it? Anybody can sign. I’ve got orders for 3 of these in this comments section alone.

I’ve got an invoice for an ‘But teh EMAILZ!!1!1’ (™) brand SafeSpace for a AudiAudiOxenFree, here. Can somebody sign for it? Anybody can sign.

We’re sorry , “Christ, talk about a painfully unfunny comeback.” is not an option. Please listen to the following items carefully as our menu has changed.

I’ve got an invoice for an ‘LIBTARDS!1!!1’ (™) brand SafeSpace for a FredJacksoniscool, here. Can somebody sign for it? Anybody can sign. I’ve got orders for 3 of these in this comments section alone.

We’re sorry , “You fucking idiot, work on your reading comprehension.” is not an option. Please listen to the following items carefully as our menu has changed.

I’ve got an invoice for a ‘Stick to SPORTS!’ (™) brand SafeSpace for a YellingAtClouds, here. Can somebody sign for it? Anybody can sign. I’ve got orders for 3 of these in this comments section alone.

I’ve got an invoice for an ‘YOU PEOPLE!’ (™) brand SafeSpace for a AlbanyNY, here. Can somebody sign for it? Anybody can sign. I gotta build a lot of these things today.

I’ve got an invoice for an ‘WHITE POWERED!’ (™) brand SafeSpace for a JeffersonJeffersonian, here. Can somebody sign for it? Anybody can sign. I’ve got orders for 3 of these in this comments section alone.

I’ve got an invoice for an ‘But OBAMA!1!!1’ (™) brand SafeSpace for a stopjanetyellen, here. Can somebody sign for it? Anybody can sign. I’ve got orders for 3 of these in this comments section alone.

I’ve got an invoice for an ‘ALTERNATIVE FACTS!’ (™) brand SafeSpace for a BlowsNoseWithToiletPaper, here. Can somebody sign for it? Anybody can sign. I gotta build a lot of these things today.

I’ve got an invoice for an ‘OUTNUMBERED!’ (™) brand SafeSpace for a Darnell Brown, here. Can somebody sign for it? Anybody can sign. I gotta build a lot of these things today.

We’re sorry , “I’m not a left wing pussy’ is not an option. Please listen to the following items carefully as our menu has changed.

I’ve got an invoice for an ‘MUSLIN HORDE’ (™) brand SafeSpace for a TOTESMCBOATS, here. Can somebody sign for it? Anybody can sign. I gotta build a lot of these things today.

I’ve got an invoice for an ‘OUTNUMBERED!’ (™) brand SafeSpace for a Stillburning, here. Can somebody sign for it? Anybody can sign. I gotta build a lot of these things today.

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I’m sorry, The ‘Welcome Snowflake’ model is a different order. Did you want that instead? We can put you through to our customer service line, if you’d like.