Nightwing. The B-21 Nightwing.

Also because it would cost, like 13 trillion dollars to crash test it for the US.

There is literally no reasonable counter-argument to this position.

You, dear readers, all have terrible taste.

I hate to break everyone’s bubble, but that could simply be a properly working and well-tuned limited slip differential.

A limited slip differential will allow some wheel spin before engaging the other wheel. (Hence the name “limited slip,” rather than “open” or “locking.”) This would create the noticeable slowing of…

One time I was at a strip club in Houston and the waitress told me somebody “knocked over” my motorcycle. I ran outside just in time to see the security guard empty his pistol into the rear window of a Miata that was attempting to run him over in reverse. The Miata guy drove across the street to a gas station, got out…

Maglev. The Shanghai Maglev Train hits 270mph in regular service but has been clocked up to 311mph. Like a train, but it levitates a tiny distance from its “rail” using the power of magnets.

Go to a childrens hospital and offer kids rides in a three-wheeled-AutoBot/Batmobile.

Good, but not as meaningful as admitting the mistakes that were made last year in Japan.

Yes. YES! Turbo noises or BUST.

And stop making them so damn quiet. I WANT TURBO NOISES, I HAVE THE MENTAL AGE OF A 12 YEAR OLD AND I WANT TURBO NOISES!!