It didn’t happen quite fast enough last time.

Many a career has been ruined by going full Sacramento; you never go full Sacramento.

The really sad thing is that a lot (not all) of Jewish communities vote based solely on support for Israel and thought that things like this wouldn’t happen. They felt safe, probably because they are mostly white and at least middle class. Again, not ALL, just a lot based on completely anecdotal evidence of seeing my…

When my Jewish husband and I married, 39 years ago, I kept my maiden, waspy name for three reasons..the first was because I had been disowned by my father and still hoped he might want to find me, second was because it just seemed creepy to suddenly have a different last name..and the other reason was antisemitism.…

As a middle school teacher, I am very aware of teenagers’ abilities to roast adults with extreme wit. It is awesome seeing these unwitting adults get their asses handed to them. That age group is underestimated by adults.

Like the Parkland girl who tweeted “We should change the names of AR-15s to ‘Marco Rubio’ because they are so easy to buy.”

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

Fuck him up, David.

God I love seeing these fat old bastards get completely destroyed by a bunch of kids.

Maybe they can have ornamental bags of Valtrex as the parting gift.

Maybe they can have ornamental bags of Valtrex as the parting gift.

If the pool is that big, why not have an all herpes cast?

I had the opposite reaction and was impressed that she’d gone full on cougar and had no fucks to give. If any monarchy in Europe was going to allow a cougar marriage, it’d be Monaco.

So, are all the boring guys going to go through this scruffy, man of the woods phase now?

My baby is almost sixteen. I figure I can still call it baby weight for another five years. Six tops.

This freaks me out really bad for some reason...

I feel the same.

No hell from me. I don’t get why these women would sleep with him. Other than the “maybe he can hook me up to help with my career” aspect, which apparently he probably boasted about, and it seems Stormy and this woman regretted the affairs after a few months.

You are missing nothing. McDougal/Trump was a consensual (and disgusting) relationship. It’s hard to imagine any person not having the awareness to know what a piece of human garbage Trump is. When I read that McDougal “was into his intelligence + charm.” I realized that at best, I should pity her cluelessness.

Dear White Folks: