So he wants to be this generation’s Leni Reifenstahl. Got it.

A male Leni Riefenstahl

Paging Dr. Goebbels.

Mango Mussolini= gold!!!!

Mango Mussolini

Thank you for “Mango Mussolini.”

I am working from home today. Only the presence of my very own Criss Cross, who is also working from home, is stopping me from pouring tequila in my LaCroix.

And yet he’ll interpret it as an honor. He won’t put himself in the same category with Hitler and Stalin where he belongs. He’ll think it means he’s the pope. Unfortunately.

Osama Bin Laden was never Time Person of the Year.

I got a news alert about that. Like, no.

Really? I mean. The similarities to Hitler just don’t stop coming, do they:

the battle over Sofia Vergara’s frozen embryos (apparently named Emma and Isabella) will never end,

Fuck this Loeb guy all to hell. I usually hate the term “gold-digger,” but he is a woman-hating, misogynist, bullying gold-digger. You know ultimately he is doing this for money, but it’s also to get his rocks off - she left him, but he’s never going to allow her to expunge him from her life. He wants to be a looming…

I don’t think PE Trump give a flip about the law or the Constitution.

NDA’s should be against the law in this case. Trump is no longer the CEO of a private company. He is the employee of 320 million people. Please tell me this violates some form of the Freedom of Information Act. If it doesn’t, someone needs to fucking get on that. The transition and everything that follows is part of…

This idiotic dipshit epitome of privilege was just weeks away from a White House gig that would have probably set him up for life (not that he isn’t already set up for life), and the only thing that stopped him was stepping on his own dick on Twitter.

Graphic design fail. Fail so hard.

We begin counting the weeks of pregnancy from the date of the woman’s last period. Hence why you don’t see any medically accurate images of a fetus at 1-2 weeks - it’s not there yet!

This is where I start with anti-choice folks. If they actually wanted more pregnant women to choose motherhood, they’d be trying to change conditions for poor mothers, for young mothers, for working mothers. Seeing as how none of these people ever do so, the only conclusion I can come to is that they want forced…