The weird part is that Taylor Swift was auditioning for the role of Javert.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

.....Goddamn fucking Bernie Bros, too. “I voted my conscience!” Fuck you, you fucking selfish dicks. I hope Bernie Sanders and Jill Stein catch the clap.

this is what happens when help is not available.  

What Joy-Anna and Austin are doing is referred to as “intentional time.”

Joy-Anna Duggar, 19, has entered into a courtship with her friend of 15 years

Jeebus, People Magazine.

Case or man?

In my mind the anti-vaxxers usually occupy that space that’s so far left (or so far right) that it’s completely gone around the circle and touched the other side. They’re basically political reavers floating in the outer quadrants. See also: people who homeschool for “spiritual/religious” reasons.

“He’s a drip”

“This buffoon is going to be the puppet of Kusher, Pence, Bannon and Preibus.”

Hey Locomotive Jones: You can keep responding to me, but I dismiss the second I see your name without even reading your inane comments. FYI, fucker.

The fact that he’s still under the impression that people want to be “in suspense” about what he’s doing with the government is mind boggling. How many years will it take him to realize the presidency is not a reality TV show? What a fucking gong show.

Vaguely related: I wish this were real. Take that Trump, you rotten orange peel of a hypocritical president elect.

“I am the only one who knows who the finalists are”

Where people can afford the privilege of turning up their noses at the greatest scientific contributions maybe of all time.

YES!! Trump is going to be so horrible that we’ll look back on the George W Bush years with nostalgia about “the good times”.....much like most Republicans look back on the Reagan years.

LOL you think they know what a gendered slur even means? They wouldn’t even care if they did know.

The gaslight presidency rolls on!