I could barely see anything in that cave. And the way the camera was angled made me miss the pit entirely. I read the cryptic ghost message. But missed the developer message. I only noticed the pit once I reached the door and looked back briefly and saw something shiny up on the rocks. 

Meanwhile this video is running in VHS quality.

Why has there been no update on Kotaku since monday...?

It’s literally just a fold in the pants. If we swung the camera around you’d see an identical one on the opposite side. The actual bulge is right there in the middle and is as innocuous as every other video game guy bulge.

This is awesome. I love to hear from lesser known composers. Though I’m surprised you didn’t spend more time talking about Bomberman Hero. That soundtrack is wildly nostalgic for a lot of people

It takes two is fun, sometimes. I find it mostly weird and exhausting. It’s a game for kids about two bickering parents getting a divorce. The characters are obnoxious and the game is sooooo unbelievably long.

I think a lot of this boils down to people being incredibly sensitive and insecure about their identity. Their little identity means more to them than finding humor in truth. 

This will probably get removed or not approved to begin with, but have you all actually watched the special? Life isn’t as black and white as you’d all like to believe. Some of us are capable of dissecting and discussing issues without making blanket good vs evil assumptions. There are things called nuance and…

I’d recommend actually watching him before slamming down judgment. People hate these sort of words these days but he’s more nuanced and complicated than you’re lead to believe.

Every time a new Tales game comes out everyone is like “This is the one! This is the good one!” and I try it and and it’s just as lackluster and cliche and obnoxious as all the other ones. 

I, uh... I can’t find this game. Can you supply a link? Google isn’t helping much.

This is the most uninteresting Final Fantasy thing I have seen in a very long time. 

This new character looks like it was born from a lot of market testing. 

I love Aloy’s looks except for her curiously wide face. Is she based off a real person?

It’s literally just 10$ on the xbox marketplace. You can play it on any modern xbox console in HD. Remasters of jrpgs often end up looking janky anyway. 

A lot of the editors picks are actually very popular AAA games. Weird.

I think a lot of people are going to be dissapointed by the Nier remake. It’s a slow and weird and experimental game. Wild twists and story secrets don’t get revealed until 2/3 of the way through. Personally, I love Nier more than Nier Automata. The characters are more human and endearing. And I enjoy the quirky…

Oh okay sure. So then I assume there’s a legit and legal way to watch it in the US so I can give you money in exchange for the contest you worked so hard on? No? I’ll have to probably wait a year like the other Eva movies? Interesting. *immediately goes to rarbg.to”

I’m glad it’s not just me. These new textures are ghastly. Especially for Crash and Dark Cloud. I don’t understand how people think they’re improving the game by adding prickly, high contrast, high saturation, unsuited textures. 

This is really nice. Usually these sort of fan made remastering efforts pump up the contrast, saturation and sharpness so high that everything looks deep fried. Someone is currently doing it with Legend of Dragoon and it’s ghastly. Square Enix did it with their own Star Ocean: The Last Hope remaster and it was just…