Whoa, seeing tchotchke spelled out just kind of blew my mind.

Louis CK did this bit first.

If they are seeding, they are not using rubbers.

Does he have Tetris tattooed on to his forearm?

It was a Shiite mistake.

Decide tie games by playing HORSE.

Someone warn this dude’s girlfriend not to get up to take a whizz in the middle of the night.

Having one leg/one blade has to be an impediment. Might as well cut the other off.

God, I hope so.

Why do the Angels have blasts of hellfire in centerfield?

Um, https://www.yelp.com/search?find_desc=cougar+bar&find_loc=Greenwich%2C+CT That’s what I found when I googled Greenwich Cougar.

Dude is about 6'5" (or so - listed at 6'6") and he did this:

9. Check your spam folder.

More or less. I can see faint dotted line marks mentioned by Laramie in the video, but it was more a jab at advertisements in the field of play. It’s not as much of a problem in basketball, but its horrible in Euro Hockey rinks.

Look at this shit, how can you possibly pick up the puck on a navy blue background?

How the hell do they know where the foul line is on that court?

Someone needs to tell the Rays right fielder not to slide into first.

Terrible maneuver on the part of his legal team.

McGwire, that’s a fine.

I agree with Malkin, It’s all horny.

Matt Murray had some good ideas.