The good news is that everything in that original blog post stands up as true to this day.

“Typical. A little late tackling the O-ring problem.”

The question of whether this is or isn’t a dong has torn the Deadspin community apart. Here’s a chat I had today with editor emeritus Tommy Craggs:

but his character made him that six-tool guy

Haha you want to maybe have a kid someday and not risk the chance of a horrible defect happening what a loser everyone boo this person.

Are they going to yell POOOOOOOOP during the open water events?

It sure says a lot that despite the fact that her cousin murdered his dad with a light saber, she’s still regarded as the biggest asshole in the entire family.

Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

Kind of rare to see a fan from Australia.

This is a good take. Peak Dilbert is hilarious, people who say otherwise are wrong. Also, I remember reading some older Garfield strips that I enjoyed, but my perception of Garfield is also colored by the “Garfield & Friends” Saturday morning cartoon, which was pretty brilliant and not at all like any other version of…

Honestly the Dilbert ranking invalidates the entire list to me. Should be up around 6 or 7, looking at the other shit in front of it.

That’s kind of my question though. I get loving Doonesbury and I get thinking it sucks but 5/10 seems, you know, on the fence.

Because it’s not really funny or all that well-illustrated and just kind of sucks.

Realised

I saw that coming a mile 1.60934 kilometers away.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Damn this comment really brought out the dumbasses. Black lives matter TOO. At this point it’s been explained enough that it shouldn’t seem like rocket science for anyone but white people with victimhood fetishes.

Each morning I put my milk in my mug BEFORE I pour the coffee into it. That way the coffee pour swirls the milk all through the mug providing optimal balance of coffee to milk throughout the cup. I can’t be the only one that does this?

Is there a way that you can replace the author photo with of those cool holographic pics from the 90s? So when when we move the book, we see something like this: