“Is ok, man. Go for it.”

In talks with Jesus, he was instructed to hand it off to Marshawn to ensure penetration in her endzone.

I’m sure it was eclectic, rustic, fun, casual, and intimate.

Diehard Buccos fan here (who owns a Kang jersey). I really don’t know what to say, man. I’m shocked, devastated, and furious. Outside of Cutch, Kang is probably the most beloved player on our team. He came over from Korea as an enigma and won over the hearts of the fan base with his play and attitude. The latter being…

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James’s agent Rich Paul told ESPN that James will decline his player option for 2016-17, but this was always part of the plan...

Her name is Rio and her lab has been banned

WADA mess.

Well, in hindsight, at least it’s a little less blood and pee that will end up in the water the athletes will be competing in... Right?

He didn’t care enough to watch the NHL awards? I guess he is a real hockey fan.

It’s where they keep the emergency JackO in the event of a booking problem.

“Maybe it’s that Tom Brady is so FUCKING CLASSY and such a FUCKING GENTLEMAN...”

I would like to talk about the trunks. Look at these damn trunks. They could have smuggled in dozens of better jokes inside these trunks.

So many thoughts:

When the Panthers play it’ll be known as a Jágr bomb machine.

Jabroni is #10

“...because we’re all out of jaguars.”

This will serve as a warning to all of the doping cheetahs in the Olympic village.

“We guarantee that there will be no more such incidents at Rio 2016.”

Yeah, the reason Boston became a legendary horde of assholes is in large part because they kept winning so much.