Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

“You’re making the biggest mistake of my career.”- Pat Riley

Drew’s a Vikings fan.

The one where Kevin Draper was the saddest.

“I started to feel like I was Mel Gibson in Conspiracy Theory”

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Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with going to the zoo as an adult with no kids. Anyone who says otherwise is a communist.

First Law Of Takes: A take shall remain in effect until its retraction is demanded by a more powerful organization.

Actually, sharks are cartilaginous, not boned.

Almost as awful as the jerseys is the continued insistence on using a state as their location name, even though there’s another team in their home state.

That’s the smell of the world burning.

Wait, I thought it was Crosby who was supposed to be the whiner? I guess Couture didn’t get the memo.

Penguins have always been a joke of a team that we could count on backing out early in the playoffs every year.

“Watching this crybaby succeed makes me very upset.”

Strong take, Wilbon.

Shit, maybe now Joshua is familiar with the acronym for Uppity Pedant Dunked-On Graphics.

I don’t even know anymore, this used to be a Rob Ryan joke

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