“We were just excited to be at a game and let the audience see us and hear us...”

Affirmed.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

I believe Gandhi said it best, “All it takes for evil to prevail is for good men to not ask, ‘Who wants to sex Mutombo?’.”

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

The Grosse Ile team has been suspended until further notice. At least 10 of the team’s 18 players are under investigation.

“Blake would never do something like this.”

I get that they just lost someone, but it’s still disrespectful for them to dress that silly for the funeral.

What happens if the Cubs turn into a relatively hot team and win three pennants over the next five years? The Cubs’ ENTIRE IDENTITY is that drought. They’re lovable, quixotic triers. Winning three championships in quick succession would destroy their loser-cred. How would that team and fan base manage the change?

“We’re home.”

This list is kind of like Cleveland. It validates stereotypes and a River runs through it.

“I am dong Spartacus!” “No, I am dong Spartacus!”

So what you want about all the bloops and bleeps of post-2000 Radiohead (and as a fan I’ll agree with it) but Myxomatosis rocks pretty f’ing hard

So I was out on a date with the gorgeous, French, Marc-Andre Fleury and we’re Carl Hagelin over a nice glass of Kevin Porter. Out of no where I have to take a massive Derrick Pouliot. I quickly rush off to the bathroom, thinking this cannot be happening right now, this is not Eric Fehr, I already took my Trevor Daley…

Just imagine how good he’s going to feel when he finally takes that human-skin suit off and lets his dorsal venom sac breathe.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Representatives from Skyline handle collection after the game.

Per law, the dogs are required to use the bathroom that corresponds to their breed identity at birth. Which, for most breeds, is anywhere they damn well please.