Trumps VP

The key word in your first clause is ‘was’ and your second clause has been false since the 1964 Republican National Convention.

WHOA MAN, thanks for your wonderful ahistorical take that fails to take into account party realignment. Fuck off.

Just wanted to say nicely done to the person who came up with the “Dreaded Laremy” tag. I and my four garbage sons appreciated it a lot.

I’ve composed a poem/insane person rant using all of Drew’s all caps words:

True story: I was talking to a guy next to me in a bar the other day and we managed to be talking about the different Spurs for like 40 seconds before we realized what was going on - I was talking about San Antonio, he was talking about Tottenham, but somehow it was close enough that we were agreeing and going along…

This story is every bit as weird as that “rapist cop used to play football” story, Manziel’s crime is just far less egregious.

I feel like a manger’s answers to most questions would be things like “Guys I am really not a proper substitute for a crib” and “I’m not answering any questions until you tell me who all these strange dudes are and why they need to give expensive presents to this peasant baby”

HIS DANG CHAPTER TITLE IS THE WATCHER

He also believes in ghosts, apparently:

Spoiler alert: It didn’t work.

This is the only way to put your shit on the conveyor. All other ways are false.

Yeah, I’m really enjoying reading them. Seems like the “Spurs play the right way meaning technical excellence, Cardinals play the right way meaning moralizing smugness” is the winner, with a dash of “St. Louis is more obnoxious or at least more thought about than San Antonio” and “Gregg Popovich is so awesome that…

I think you’ve got it backward, my friend. It’s more like: a lot of terrible players ended up on the mid-late ’90s Rangers.

Sanderson probably already has his own drafts ready to go.

GRRM should just write Dunk and Egg stories the rest of his life, and hand over ASOIAF to Brandon Sanderson or whoever.

There’s no way he succinctly communicated an idea in a single paragraph.

Poor Ram fan.

I really feel like we need to sympathize with those impacted most by that graphic. My prayers go out to the 40 Rams fans in Los Angeles that have to watch their team at 6:30 AM on October 23rd.