I hate Boston and everything it stands for, except Sam Adams, the decent beer you can always count on being available and drinkable.

I think the fact that there is more than one not-quite-current Game of Thrones reference in the fan submissions tells us all we need to know about Jaguar fans.

“Details remain to be ironed out,” added Lombardo, “but we’re already in the process of explaining to Mr. Simmons that ‘khaleesi’ is her title, not her actual name.”

Not in, like, the bathrooms at the Port Authority or something, holy shit. But if I’m in say... the dentist’s waiting room, and it’s a really nice bathroom like you would find in a home, and it’s a onesie so my time in there is mine and mine alone... hell yes.

That sounds ideal to me. We evolved to poop in the nude.

The only reason to drink before a workout is if you’re too hungover to work out.

Yeah just use headphones. I use headphones to watch phone vids all the time in the stall. As long as no one else can hear, you’re fine.

I recommend taking your pants off entirely for a dump in any situation where you can take your time, long as they’ve got a coathook in the stall.

My personal favorite sub-genre is “Fan comments that are point-for-point recreations of negative descriptions of the fanbase from the column itself.”

I’m not sure what you mean... I have only rarely read the AV Club if something was specifically shared with or pointed out to me... I couldn’t name a single one of their writers. If anything, I assumed from your comment that you were the AV Fan Club? I just think you’re crazy wrong about which Grantland writers are…

I can see it, I just place the blame on the generations who did the coddling.

Here’s a big tip from the other side: be as face-to-face as possible, and don’t be condescending. Yes, a note might be the most convenient way, but you can avoid making a note passive-aggressive (just lead off by saying something like “Hi, sorry to have to leave a note — it just seemed the easiest way to reach you,…

This is the worst comment I’ve ever read on this site, and that’s saying a lot.

“The new generation”... oh, please. We look forward to your obsolescence.

I’d also like to encourage all adults who never learned to (A) skate (roller or ice) or (B) swim to do so. I was lucky enough to learn all of these as a kid, but I’ve known several adults who went through the experience of learning later in life, and I know it was a huge affirmation for them.

I love the who-would-wins, but I would suggest that in the future we delve a little deeper into the easy ones like this. For example, what would the lead have to be to make it feasible? Or at what level of baseball could this be possible? (I say, Little League.)

What’s with the answer to the toothpaste question? The writer didn’t even mention fingers!

Did you not mean Kessel?

Tom, you should watch the terrible show “Zoo”! Sounds like it’s right up your alley!