Hahahaha, I work in that office building (main entrance is just to the left of those storefronts) and they had the front entrance closed down so we had to come in the back this morning. I was chatting with our doorman as some of the office workers were trying to come in the front door because they apparently hadn’t…

That last story is beautifully written. What a gem of a sentence this is:

Boy I was all set to favorite this before that last sentence. Garlic presses are great. This “ruin” thing is a canard.

I’m a big fan of mango as a guac additive. If you’re into savory / sweet combos, I recommend it. How much? Eyeball it, you nerd.

My dad was much more of a yeller. It was my maternal grandpap who was the devastating one. “Hey, come here, let me talk to you for a minute.” And then he would explain in his gentle, grandfatherly voice, calmly and rationally, what you were doing wrong. And it was fucking terrifying.

I guess you could call Tim’s anti-AC rant the hottest take of all.

Ridiculous that Beyonce and DMB aren’t higher. Pearl Jam fans aren’t that bad. Maybe sub in Metallica.

See but this kind of shit is just as bad as the fan overpraise.

this is a more fucking insane position than your “AC is bad” take

Jesus, guys. I don’t have a problem with you “agreeing too much,” but if you’re going to pretend to disagree, at least make an effort to take a position within the realm of human reason. No one believes for a second that Marchman would actually take such a fucking insane position as “air conditioning is bad.” And even…

Okay good I just wanted to make sure we all piped up with our stories of the All True / All C / etc. test that some teacher inevitably gives in life.

PPZ is a great zoo! No huge animals beyond sea lions, but all the little critters are wonderful.

This is startlingly false.

Yeah this is nonsense. Eminem is easily 1000x more important than Dylan.

“BONUS JELLY”!?!?!? Drew, you are fucking insane. Any kind of food residue remaining inside of another food’s storage container is a TRAVESTY.

How meaningless this thread will be when Taylor becomes Empress of the Universe.

Got three for y’ns:

Nailed it. This is the the most nailed that it has ever been.

I don’t disagree with the thrust of this piece (except maybe the need to reduce everything to a competition between which pop star is most worthy of our affection), but it’s not exactly revelatory, is it? Of course Taylor Swift’s [insert thing here] is not a feminist manifesto. It is a Swiftist Manifesto, and always…

It’s just poorly placed. Why is it at the beginning of the song? It should be a break. That’s not on Kendrick. But it’s hard to even pay attention to the song while being visually assaulted by the way-too-busy video.