I have no interest in seeing La La Land, the commercials bore me. I don’t have access to seeing Atlanta yet , but Donald Glover is a delight so yay!

So glad he and the rest of Atlanta getting the credit they deserve. Even the commercials for La La Land are boring. I don’t get it.

I wish this would stop being called a fucking fantasy. These fuckers raped and murdered a child, full stop.

“It takes a lot of cool to have hair this dumb” - Dolly Parton, probably

for some reason I’m really enjoying that he spelled it ‘fucken.’

I...uh..my sister...still.

To be frank, both Dorit and PK were so over the top in how ‘wrong’ Lisa R and Eileen were to not talk about their losses makes it hard to believe that Dorit ‘forgot’ that part of the conversation.

My aunt claims I look like this girl, and several family members agreed. I think she’s objectively pretty, but that, like you say, she isn’t attractive. I am now trying to figure out if my aunt, who is a legendary tree of shade, is shading me.

Tom Cruise’s first wife Mimi Roger’s got Tom hooked on Scientology so he would stop screwing around with so many women. People just lazily equate Tom’s weirdness to homosexuality.

I think those rumors are like the “Tom Cruise is gay” rumors--just attempts to make sense of someone who doesn’t give off any kind of credible sexuality.

Bradley Cooper seems a little...spermless to me. Not a virility thing, more like an “inanimate object incapable of reproducing” thing.

I’ve never been able to quite place my finger on what it is, but there is something amiss with Bradley Cooper; something not quite right up in the head. He just never convinces me he is real person, you know?

This.

I don’t think Roof should be executed.

No no, Angie removes her earrings and goes after Maury

Same. I’ve got twin seven year old boys and try to be as open and accepting a dad as humanly possible. One of the boys (baby A) started asking if he could paint his finger nails recently, to which I said “of course, my dude. You do you.” Baby B, however, starting to point out that painting your nails “is only for…

It also gives me anxiety about eye infections.

A friend just this morning told me about a dad at Disney World who was refusing to buy his kid a keychain because it “was a girl keychain.” When he saw the look she gave him he added “plus you don’t even have keys.”

It’s really brave to admit that shit too. It’s something every mom has experienced. Probably once a week during the toddler years. But you feel like a fucking monster and other people look at you like one if you admit to not having your shit together 100% of the time as a mom.

She is afraid public will learn Brad is not the father of any of her children. - Maury