From my experience, Danes are often incredibly generous people. My favorite Generous Dane encounter occurred while we were camping in the fall. My husband and I ended up tenting next to another couple, and the wife was from Copenhagen. She was offering something every damn ten minutes. Cookies. Her special…

Exactly. If you can sit down in your tub without a little bit of discomfort for a few seconds then the water isn’t hot enough.

Greet family members with a solid handshake

Exactly. She helped rescue the boys! And told them what to do. It was so inspiring.

I’m a manager at a comic book shop, I guarantee every customer is going to say something tonight.

Well said.

She was also a highly respected script doctor, known for saving Sister Act and The Wedding Singer, among dozens of others.

I’ve been upset and sad about a bunch of the celebrity deaths this year, but this is the first time I’ve been just straight up sobbing. I just don’t want this to be true.

Also, unfriended a person I knew from college who was making fun of people caring about her as Leia. Okay, assface, we get it that you’re above Star…

Thank you for everything, Carrie. For your bravery and charm and your refusal to shut up or give up. For lifting the veil off mental illness. For refusing to be ashamed. And most of all for showing my daughter that being a princess isn’t just about finding a prince. You will be so missed.

Married to a Swede (close enough) and this is accurate.

Shower/bath drinking is a great joy in life.

Hygge? Easy. Don an elaborately knit sweater, eat herring ‘til you drop, and repress all your emotions beneath a neutral smile.

I am down with all of this, except you want to make the bath water body temperature? No no no. The bath should be as hot as you can possibly stand for maximum relaxation. I would prefer soft, soothing music rather than the white noise. And y0u need scented bubbles. And snacks. Lots of snacks. And don’t forget the…

I have never seen a single human being work so hard to obliterate their reputation as a charismatic sex symbol.

No “self regulating mechanism?” Well, Jennifer Aniston said Brad was missing an “sensitivity chip.”

Johnny Depp is a goddamn toddler. Grow the fuck up and get sober you bloaty piece of shit.

I don’t think there’s an epidemic of pedophiles as much as there is an epidemic of people who don’t want to rock the boat and so let a small number of serial predators escape justice time and time again.

Yes, it most certainly is. And I am losing faith in humanity more and more every damn day.

Sorry if this is hot take-y: This is not a trend, this is an EPIDEMIC. Powerful men with access to children need to be monitored.