I know, right? The cat was adopted by the library. The library is Browser’s home. The dog does not live at city hall.

Seriously!! There’s a big difference between wanting to bring your personal pet to work and having an animal that actually LIVES in a public building and has a purpose doing so.

+1 for your hilarrible photoshop. Which is on par with my photoshop skills.

Touche. But I think then it would be Leather Settlement.

“Well sir, the cat is an employee of the library. He’s in charge of pest control. If you’d like I can give you an employment application, and you could have your dog fill it out. We’ll get back to him in a week or so once we’ve had an opportunity to review all applicants.”

Here kitty kitty!

I’ve often heard that recording a successful original Christmas song is the golden ring of songwriting. You basically get paid zillions forevermore.

Every time I see a picture of her, I just see her saying, “See? Look at my breasts! I am a gorgeous desirable woman!” But all I think is how pitiful it is that she feels that she has to let her breasts hang out 24/7 or she won’t be popular any more.

They earned every penny.

Because 1) It’s Christmas time. 2) It’s fun to watch silly videos. 3) Jezebel regularly covers pop culture.

Because:

This is an amazing story, and yet I am most impressed by the extraordinary pettiness of the anonymous puppy-owner.

On the list of Classic Blunders right after “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line” is “never get in a small town turf war over a cat”

It is very clear from interviews that Kelsey Grammer had a passionate burning hatred for Moose, probably because the dog got more fan mail than he did.

I’ve seen Love, Actually once, and so I sat there for a couple of seconds thinking “MICHELLE OBAMA WAS IN THE MOVIE???”

Seriously, if you’re going to get rid of your dog because it chases things don’t get a dog. RIP Moose!

A bored Jack Russell is a bad Jack Russell. Elementary, my dear Wishbone.

Let your friend know that we appreciate his hard work and dedication.

I live in southeastern Michigan, and the apathy on both sides of the ideological divide was incredible. So many people just didn’t care who won.